Incredible India, Incredible Indian
Indian is the most interesting people on earth, India is a country with thousands of distinct and unique cultures of all religions and communities. India’s languages, religions, dance, music, architecture, food, and custom differs from place to place within the country. It consists of 29 states and 7 union territories and over 1.3 billion amazing people. Indian respect and care people across the globe but if you try to mess with us we are as bad AF. So, don’t mess with Indian ever, Are you thinking I am kidding than read these stories and think again. Whether or not to mess with Indian.
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Incredible History Written by Indian People
Incredible Indian Story 1: Einstein and Indian Man
Never play Q&A games with any Indian, especially if money is involved. Indian will find the way to win.
Once upon a time an Indian guy who was flying with Einstein. He was sitting next to Einstein. Einstein says you know it’s a long flight why don’t we play quiz question. I’ll ask you a question and if you can’t answer
Einstein asked the question, How far is the moon from the earth and the Indian thought and thought he said you know what I really don’t have the exact answer here’s five dollars. Now, the Indian guy looked at Einstein and asked what goes up a hill with three legs and comes down with four and Einstein worked through all of his knowledge of science couldn’t figure out what he was talking about put his hand in his pocket and gave him five hundred dollars Einsteins turn again Einstein said before I ask you my next question what does go up the hill with three legs and come down with four and then he put his hand in his pocket in game five dollars.
Incredible Indian Story 1: Manager and The Cat Owner
Don’t ask Indian to show proof, they will be bad AF
An Indian goes to Walmart in the U.S. He finds cat food at special prices. He picks a dozen cans of cat food and goes to check out.
The Manager gets suspicious. He thinks that this guy might not have a cat and will probably feed cat food to his kids. He asks the Indian to show him his cat before he could let him have cat food.
The Indian goes home and returns with a cat and gets to buy the cat food.
Next week the Indian finds dog food at special prices. He picks a dozen cans of dog food and goes to check out…
The Manager again gets suspicious. He thinks that this guy may have a cat but he cannot have a dog and he will probably feed dog food to his kids. He asks the Indian to bring and show him the dog before he can let him have dog food.
The Indian goes home and returns with a dog. He gets to buy the dog food.
The following week the Indian comes to Walmart with a bag. He asks the manager to put his hand in the bag. The Manager puts his hand in the bag, feels something slimy and immediately pulls it out…!!
He shouts at the Indian, “What the hell…!! This is shit, you Idiot…!?”
The Indian calmly replies, “Yes, now may I buy some toilet paper…Please?”
Incredible Indian Story 1: Swami-Vivekanand and The White Professor
Don’t mess with intelligent Indians, Indian can Insult you with a cute smile.
When Swami Vivekanand was studying law at the University College, London. A white professor, whose last name was Peters, disliked him intensely.
One day, Mr. Peters was having lunch at the dining room when Vivekanand came along with his tray and sat next to the professor.
The professor said, “Mr. Vivekanand, you do not understand. A pig and a bird do not sit together to eat.”
Vivekanandji looked at him as a parent would to a rude child and calmly replied, “You do not worry professor. I’ll fly away,” and he went and sat at another table.
Mr. Peters, reddened with rage, decided to take revenge.
The next day in Class he posed the following question: “Mr.Vivekanand,
If you were walking down the street and found a package, and within was a bag of wisdom and another bag with money, which one would you take ?”
Without hesitating, Vivekanandji responded, “The one with the money, of course.”
Mr. Peters, smiling sarcastically said, “I, in your place, would have taken the wisdom.”
Swami Vivekanand shrugged and responded, “Each one takes what he doesn’t have”
Mr. Peters, by this time, was fit to be tied. So great was his anger that he wrote on Swami Vivekanand’s exam sheet the word “idiot” and gave it to Swami.
Vivekanandji took the exam sheet and sat down at his desk trying very hard to remain calm while he contemplated his next move.
A few minutes later, Swami Vivekanand got up, went to the professor and told him in a dignified polite tone, “Mr. Peters, you signed the sheet, but you did not give me the grade.”
Incredible Indian Story 1: Maharaja Jai Singh King of Alwar and Rolls-Royce
Don’t mess with Indian, He can insult in the way you treat them.
Maharaja Jai Singh King of Alwar, once visit London. He takes rest in his hotel room. He decided to see the street of London. In his normal attire, he came for a walk on the street of London. He saw the Rolls-Royce showroom and decided to visit the showroom, but as he was in his normal attire the salesman thought him as a poor Indian guy and insulted him. Maharaja Jai Singh King got frustrated and went back to the hotel room. Next day he revisited the Rolls-Royce showroom in a royal way with his servants. He purchased all the 6 cars in the showroom paying all the taxes.
After completing his London trip he reached India. He order the city municipality department to use all the six Rolls-Royce for cleaning the city. This news has spread out all over the world like the forest fire. People across the Europe or America used to laugh at the people who owned a Rolls-Royce by saying, “You own the same car that is used for collecting the waste of the city in India”. After facing a dreadful reputation across the Europe or America the sales of Rolls-Royce drop down. The Rolls-Royce finally realized their mistake and came apologized Maharaja Jai Singh. In the act of apology, the owner of Rolls-Royce gifted six brand new Rolls-Royce to the king.
So, Don’t mess with Indian ever in your life. If you have done something extraordinary to make someone feel guilty for their behavior without any violence, then share your story in the comment box. Also, say “Don’t Mess With Indian” Dude!!