Humour Quotes to Make You Laugh Out Loud

Do You love reading Humor Quotes? If Yes, then be encouraged with by our collection of humour quotes. Humour helps keep us psychologically healthy and our saving grace. Humour and sarcasm allow us to happy at ourselves and life. We all need a good laugh in our day to day lives. Our collection of funny quotes by well know people will make you feel a good sense of humour is a blessing.

List of Funny and Humor Quotes :

“Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I’m not sure about the universe.”
― Albert Einstein

“You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough.”
― Mae West

“Insanity is doing the same thing, over and over again, but expecting different results.”
― Narcotics Anonymous

“Outside of a dog, a book is man’s best friend. Inside of a dog it’s too dark to read.”
― Groucho Marx

“A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.”
― Steve Martin

“Never put off till tomorrow what may be done day after tomorrow just as well.”
― Mark Twain

“Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea.”
― Robert A. Heinlein

“All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn’t hurt.”
― Charles M. Schulz

“Beauty is in the eye of the beholder and it may be necessary from time to time to give a stupid or misinformed beholder a black eye.”
― Jim Henson

“I’m not afraid of death; I just don’t want to be there when it happens.”
― Woody Allen

“Whenever I feel the need to exercise, I lie down until it goes away.”
― Paul Terry

“I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book.”
― Groucho Marx

“Some people never go crazy. What truly horrible lives they must lead.”
― Charles Bukowski

“The reason I talk to myself is because I’m the only one whose answers I accept.”
― George Carlin

“Go to heaven for the climate and hell for the company.”
― Benjamin Franklin Wade

“Be nice to nerds. You may end up working for them. We all could.”
― Charles J. Sykes,

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